Cruise Pt 4

Back on deck, I take photos of the lifeboats and other parts of the ship. We are sailing past Cuba, and I want to get a shot. Most areas of the ship have 6-foot high glass walls that are a little hard to shoot through, so I need to get higher. I’m up on the 13th deck, and see a sign that says Sun Deck next to a flight of stairs, so up I go with camera in hand.

There are deck chairs up here with comely 20ish women on them. But wait! These aren’t ordinary comely 20ish women! None of these women are wearing bikini tops! I’ve found the boobie deck!

Me =

::: Jeff the famous glamour photographer unpacks his Hasselblad 503CW and sets his f-stop to 38.24.36 and begins shooting The Girls of the Norwegian Pearl. Being a famous glamour photographer, he’s equipped with 500 GB of storage. He’ll need it. This will be a crowning achievement, ranking with work by Herb Ritts, Beverley Goodway and Harrison Marks. :::

I finish the photo shoot and head down to the pool. Suzanne wants to know why I was gone for such a long time. I tell her, and she asks to see the shots. All digital cameras have a preview feature, so she looks through all 500 GB of photos. “Nice work,” she says.

Hang on a second, guys, while I upload some of these shots! Be sure to check out the redhead on the right!

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The photos are gone! Right off the disk!!! Someone dele –

Hey! Wait a minute!

Me =

I sit down and have a beer. Suzanne wants to know if that really is the boobie deck up there and I tell her to look if she doesn’t believe me. I see this crusty old fart walk by. His t-shirt says ‘This is where I nod and act like I’m paying attention’. Suzanne says she should buy that shirt for me.