Cruise Pt 8

King Jeffaxhlotlololol, Mighty High Priest of the Mayas, bows to the four winds and loosens the ceremonial obsidian knife in its sheath. He is wearing a grass skirt and an ornate feathered headdress. Bands of gold encircle his huge biceps, and he wears a necklace of jade and beaten gold.

He is here to perform a human sacrifice.

On the altar in front of him lies Suzanneuetzacoatl, a 16-year-old virgin chosen for the sacrifice. She is wearing a few feathers in her hair and a necklace of gold. Nothing else.
Mighty King Jeffaxhlotlololol will make an incision somewhere between the 3rd and 5th rib and pull out her still-beating heart.

Mighty King Jeffaxhlotlololol raises the obsidian knife high as the chants and drums rise to a crescendo

and

he throws the knife as far as he can. The blade flips end over end. The sun sends a vicious heliograph of light off the polished blade before it crashes into the jungle. King Jeffaxhlotlololol takes off his feathered headdress and drop kicks it down the steps of the pyramid where it bounces and tumbles before ending in a crumpled heap at the bottom.

King Jeffaxhlotlololol picks up Suzanneuetzacoatl in his mighty arms and leaps down the steps of the pyramid like a mountain goat as he heads to the Knotty Pine Rumpus Room in the palace.

No sense wasting a perfectly good 16-year-old virgin!